The last safe refuge of the talking dog






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



's notes



Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



Please Choose







Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Rub shoulders with literary giants.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

Member Log In

Username:



Password:


 Remember me

Show my name in the online users list

      Lost your password?

Become a Scriner!

Username:



Email:



A password will be e-mailed to you.

Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19115)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

Logged In

 

Subscribed To:

  • What? No tag subscriptions?
  •  
  • Do you require a doctor?








Holidays
Thanksgiving :: Keith

Not every holiday involves eating a turkey, but it wouldn’t be a bad idea.

    TAGS:  holidays, turkeys, good ideas


they’ll be back, they’ve just got other stuff they hafta do right now so i’m here and it’s you and me: merry christmas, scrine.

    TAGS:  camaraderie, holidays


Grateful to have one less, yes I am.

    TAGS:  holidays, Thanksgiving, obligations


Juan staggered out of bed at 2am, rinsed the brine off the huge turkey resting in the cooler and fired up the smoker knowing this beautiful bird would need to cook at least 13 hours.

    TAGS:  love, cooking, holidays, turkeys


I just know that by the time I’m ready to start my Xmas shopping in earnest, it’ll be too late to order by mail, and all the good geegaws and doohickeys will be gone from the stores.

    TAGS:  holidays, Cristmas shopping, doohickeys, geegaws, final exams


I’ve had nothing but good luck since I was shat upon by a bird on Chinese New Years Day, so perhaps there is something to the superstition that says it’s good luck.

    TAGS:  birds, feces, holidays, birdshit, superstitions, good luck


gone fishin’ :: boot

Boot whistled merrily as she walked along the creek-bed, heading only towards the horizon.

    TAGS:  happiness, holidays


Lucy felt special for just a split second before she glanced at the five girls behind her, all gazing at the identical ‘homemade’ valentines on their desks, all signed, Love Scott.

    TAGS:  love, holidays, Lucy, valentines


Thanksgiving wishes :: goliard

May your turkey be moist.

    TAGS:  holidays, turkeys, Thanksgiving


There is nothing about Thanksgiving I don’t love.

    TAGS:  holidays, Thanksgiving


It might just be that it’s a holiday best spent a thousand miles away from any blood relative.

    TAGS:  confessions, holidays, Thanksgiving, if only


Flee :: pam

“I believe the clock above the door of the office is seriously off,” remarked my boss in his too-sober manner, tacitly tipping me off that I am allowed to leave work early today if I choose, and blythely overlooking the certainty that I’d have done so anyway.

    TAGS:  work, holidays


Working At Home :: Keith

Henry wondered if he should knock off early from work for the holiday, but kept putting it off on account of not wanting to shower and get dressed.

    TAGS:  Henry, work, holidays


flee’d :: 'mouse

“Since you’re gonna let me go home early Wednesday I don’t see any point in coming in for just a few hours tomorrow,” announced my secretary who was last seen at 4:59pm on Tuesday.

    TAGS:  work, holidays


I can only hope :: goliard

That the tryptofan in the turkey kicks in before my brotherinlaw starts talking politics.

    TAGS:  family, politics, holidays, turkeys


At first Sally thought her husband had turned into some sort of planet, and that the pumpkin pies orbiting his stomach had become a cluster of delicious, homemade moons, but when she noticed the orbits of the pies begin to deteriorate, and the way Carl’s mouth began to flex, she knew it was something much worse.

    TAGS:  pie, ridiculous encounters, holidays, Thanksgiving


the morning after :: littledevilworks

Tammy woke up, not quite sure of her surroundings, but distinctly aware that she had done something very bad the previous night…what little she remembered had to do with tryptophan, and mass quantities of pumpkin and chocolate.

    TAGS:  chocolate, holidays, turkeys, pumpkins


i realize it’s the holiday and people are comatose, but nonetheless i relish the opportunity to relive the heady days of reasonable numbers of scrines, reasonably writ and reasoned; is it december yet?

    TAGS:  holidays, reasonable


2008 Holiday Schedule :: Br. Ezra

What day does national murder your boss day fall on this year?

    TAGS:  holidays


Rufus thought that the glut of fireworks stands was an abomination and that something had to be done, and my friend Schuster said he couldn’t agree more, adding that there was just absolutely no use in selling explosives that couldn’t knock the lock of a bank safe.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, 4th of July, holidays, bank heists, explosives


Once again, Patsy offered to host the family for this year’s Thanksgiving Day feast, and once again was turned down because she does not own an oven.

    TAGS:  holidays, Thanksgiving, Patsy


A blood soaked abattoir filled with zombie strippers battling gay vampires for the rights to the peloti rules as part of their bioterrorist plan to unleash a highly virulent form of whooping cough on the world.

    TAGS:  family, abattoir, zombies, bioterrorism, holidays, vampires, strippers, whooping cough


Noel fatigue :: pam

Having endured 44 Christmases, you’d think people would understand my deep desire to take the next one off.

    TAGS:  Christmas, holidays


“Now listen, I don’t like this any better than you do, but it’s our patriotic duty to blow your ears off!”

    TAGS:  holidays, fireworks, Fourth of July


They do, but it’s July fifth over there.

    TAGS:  Australia, holidays


Glowstick bracelets and some sparklers combine to form the perfect Independence Day props for the 6 and under crowd.

    TAGS:  beer, holidays, glowstick


Nothing says “holidays” like watching the apartment super fixing the surveillance camera.

    TAGS:  holidays, surveillance


Easter was so full of food that Beth usually took a two week vacation to fit it all in.

    TAGS:  eating, holidays


 

Copyright @ 2005 - 2017


185 queries in 0.9408 seconds