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Hoarding

Raylene gazed at the doorway that was overflowing with mismatched chairs, broken suitcases and spare pens as she realised just why it was that the group had not yet had their inaugural meeting.

    TAGS:  obsession, hoarding


The phrase “you can never have too many” apparently has its limits.

    TAGS:  obsession, hoarding, shoeboxes


Grud looked around at the piles of, well, stuff and vowed (once again) never to move house.

    TAGS:  grud, stuff, bonkers, hoarding, moving house


When the Chief saw what the hoarder had left for him, he knew right away that he was destined to star on the next episode of that hoarder show he'd seen on television, but his luck ran out when the producers discovered he'd stretched the truth a bit, and there were, in fact, no dead cats.​

    TAGS:  cats, The Chief, hoarding, dead cats, stretch the truth


 

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