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hitch :: Keith

If I’m not mistaken, there was a time when hitchhiking didn’t seem quite so much like begging.

    TAGS:  begging, hitchhiking

Boneless Baby! :: Keith

Wally’s dream of watching his son grow up and become a professional hitchhiker was shattered when the doctors confirmed his wildest fears.

    TAGS:  dreams, baby, hitchhiking

When experiencing a vivid dream about hitching a ride to space by attaching one's vessel via tow-hook to a space shuttle blasting off, it is important to remember to put on one's oxygen mask first, othewise when passing through 14,000 feet one may experience abrupt oxygen deprivation and confusion which could be fatal if one's fellow hitchhikers are unable to reach you to start airflow and/or untangle the sheets from around one's neck.

    TAGS:  dreaming, hitchhiking, vivid dreaming, oxygen deprivation, space shuttle

Thumbs :: Keith

Now that hitchhiking has gone out of fashion, I'm worried the human thumb will become smaller and smaller with each passing generation and that people will confuse it with the appendix.

    TAGS:  appendix, hitchhiking, thumbs


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