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Hiding
Hiding :: Keith

Our lives hide here behind words, our shadows reaching out from around the corner of some building we’ve hidden behind, where we hang on tightly to our armload of emotion and secrets, thinking no one will ever find us.

    TAGS:  words, secrets, hiding, lives


GodDAMN, it takes a long time to haul children as far away as humanly possible.

    TAGS:  hiding


Is it too early to hide all my husband’s insufferable Mannheim Steamroller holiday albums for another year?

    TAGS:  Christmas, music, hiding


Becky squealed and protested, throwing giant tunas, wobbling jellies, miniscule minuets, and a laughing lollypop at the woman’s head, burbling “not ready… not leaving… not yet…”.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, blankets, hiding, laughter, burbling, lollypops, under, giant tunas, miniscule


binder quorum :: pam

The 3-ring binders, having finally achieved a quorum on the bookshelf, voted to hide the After-School Program Group Project notebook until sometime after Christmas.

    TAGS:  hiding, binders, quorum


Some say Henry disappeared one night on his personal blimp, but others say he’s just hiding in the basement from his wife.

    TAGS:  Henry, night, wife, basements, hiding, blimp, disappear


While Milo has his anxiety closet, Toby has an anti-anxiety closet where he goes to escape the dangers of the world at large.

    TAGS:  fear, anxiety, hiding, closet


The ducks hid in the closet.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, hiding


As the bird slowly pecked his way through the stack of books, he pretended not to see the girl who was hiding behind a nearby tree.

    TAGS:  anthropomorphism, hiding, The Wandering Librarian


Enough Bewaring :: Keith

After six days of hiding, Julius Casear Ramirez of San Diego grew tired of bewaring the Ides of March and agreed to come out from under the bed.

    TAGS:  hiding, irrational fear, Ides of March


torment :: boot

She wrote hour after hour, page after page, and carefully hid every last word in the corners of her home, tucked safely away in the depths of her heart.

    TAGS:  writing, hiding, corner


 

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