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heavy thinking :: 'mouse

Sally knew it was trite, but some days she couldn’t get beyond the single thought that rattled around in her nearly empty head and became her personal mantra, “gravity sucks.”

    TAGS:  gravity, heavy, trite, mantra

heavy equipment :: 'mouse

No, this is not a sentence about Keith’s struggle to keep his manhood from banging the porcelain, it is about my musing the other day that I’d be proud if my daughter grew up to be a heavy equipment operator instead of a lawyer like her old man.

    TAGS:  children, heavy, equipment, parts

midair thought :: boot

Peoople are heavy.

    TAGS:  people, thoughts, heavy

glug :: boot

It’s only when your head fills with snot that you realise how heavy and imbalanced your head really is.

    TAGS:  heavy, snot


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