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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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    TAGS:  health, headaches

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I’d rather be me than my laptop, because even though we’re both sick without insurance, at least I didn’t have to be returned to the factory for disassembly.

    TAGS:  computers, insurance, health

“I’m upright and I’m breathing - anything else is just a bonus.”

    TAGS:  health, silver lining

I cracked the cookie to find the following message, “Time, Patience, and Nature are the three greatest physicians.”

    TAGS:  health, HMO, fortune cookies, fortunes

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Rufus thought that I might already be dead, but my friend Schuster assured him that it wasn’t true, and that he could say this with absolutely certainty because when he tried to take my wallet, I still fought back.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, Schuster, Rufus, health

Rufus wants to try cooking eggs on my feverish forehead and put in his order for two over easy, but my friend Schuster told him that he was being ridiculous, that with all my violent coughing the yolks were sure to break and the best he should hope for is scrambled.

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