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dear reuters :: pam

You made a mistake in classifying today’s news: all the national headlines should have been filed under “Oddly Enough”.

    TAGS:  odd, news, headlines, Reuters

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When you meet someone for the first time and they say ‘Ah!’ in a knowing manner right before they announce your ‘pre-assigned headline’ in Title Case (for example: ‘Ah! The Housemate’, ‘Ah! The Ex’, ‘Ah! The One With Her Thumb On Fire’, etc) - you know that their first impression of you happened in your absence.

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