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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Headaches
sentence health :: Keith

I imagine there are words that give sentences headaches.

    TAGS:  health, headaches


help! :: Jo

There is nothing about this headache that a well-placed ball peen hammer between the eyes wouldn’t fix.

    TAGS:  eyes, relief, ball peen, headaches, hammer


blink, blink :: boot

Don’t turn the page, it’s so loud that it hurts (can’t you hear the scraping).

    TAGS:  headaches


Discipline! :: Jo

This headache has its own address and phone number, but I’m drawing the line at allowing it to use the internet.

    TAGS:  headaches, discipline


This headache has its own address and phone number, but I’ll be damned if I’m footing the bill for rent and utilities.

    TAGS:  headaches


headaches :: pam

The morning caffeine headache turned into a heat headache, which in turn became a low blood sugar headache, and later in the day, segued into an old-fashioned tension headache.

    TAGS:  caffeine, headaches, causality


On long, lonely days in the cubicle, with virtually no human interaction, Muriel’s headache seemed a little like a visitor who cared enough to stop by and see her - like it would be a shame to chase it away with aspirin before it had had a chance for a nice long stay.

    TAGS:  Muriel, cubicles, office work, headaches, human interaction


As Bronwyn’s 12-hour headache finally melted away, she felt the sense of euphoria that once only came from riding in fast cars with fast boys.

    TAGS:  Bronwyn, fast boys, headaches, euphoria, fast cars


Uff da :: pam

Today’s headache is sponsored by that Swedish pillow on my bed I always think will give me a good night’s sleep.

    TAGS:  sleep, headaches, tricky Swedes


 

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