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Herman Heaven :: Keith

Schuster believed in Herman Heaven—the place he thought all the Hermans went to be happy after they died.

    TAGS:  happy, Schuster, Heaven - the place, Herman, death - the state of being

The Commute :: pam

Lonely, happy, depressed, hopeful, angry, fatalistic? - the Commute does not care how you are feeling today; the Commute pauses for nothing except fender benders along the berm.

    TAGS:  happy, commuting, lonely, fatalistic, uncaring

Becky filled the skies with daisies, petals fluttering all over the world, happiness of every type falling on the unsuspecting joyously and at random.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, happy, weird, yellow, daisies, petals, joyous

I love my new job. That is all.

    TAGS:  work, useful, Bent Rule Club, happy, freedom

in the happy way :: 'mouse

Xylophone music makes me gay!

    TAGS:  music, happy, xylophone


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