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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Haiku secrets :: grudknows

On discovering the haiku secrets website - a site not unlike Scrine - grudknows desperately wanted to be one of the first to add to the collection but could think of not a word, let alone many syllables.

    TAGS:  grud, haiku

I thought, when i received an email demanding my tea bag ode from Boot that it was to go on haiku secrets, so I posted but… for what it’s worth, here ‘tis:Used teabags don’t exist until they have decomposed nuturing the earth

    TAGS:  haiku, teabags

He ran the free world Republicans hated him She was not that hot.

    TAGS:  poetry, politics, haiku, hate

monday’s haiku :: goliard

my cigarette salute to the rising sun is behind schedule now.

    TAGS:  poetry, haiku, cigarettes, sun

Hope springs eternal Scrine bird watching hungrily Brother Ezra sates

    TAGS:  poetry, haiku, hope, hunger

Advisor hates him Mongolian river rat Die, ratsucker, die

    TAGS:  poetry, haiku, rat, Mongolian

spidermonkey there in under where like tax man spank the bad monkey

    TAGS:  poetry, monkeys, haiku

haiku a cow might write :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Yank the teat gently, for it is not yours and the pleasure is not mine.

    TAGS:  poetry, audio, cows, haiku, pleasure, gentleness, teats

haiku a pig might write :: You can call me, 'Sir'

I excel at math; ‘soh-cah-toa’! But alas, my destiny: Ham.

    TAGS:  destiny, haiku, pigs, ham

My Prom Haiku :: Keith

Not a perfect date Her disappearing like that With that damn cowboy

    TAGS:  haiku, cowboys, prom

Jimmy thought it rude divorce papers being served by that jerk in suede.

    TAGS:  haiku, divorce, Jimmy writes haiku, suede

carrie’s prom haiku :: You can call me, 'Sir'

I recall wearing a white dress, then came the pig blood; vengeance was mine.

    TAGS:  blood, American pop culture, haiku, vengeance

The syllable scheme of the haiku makes a poor sugar substitute.

    TAGS:  coffee, haiku, sugar, syllables

Once you start writing Thrills will become obsession Your clever words haunt

    TAGS:  addiction, haiku, haiku obsession, Jimmy writes haiku

My life, mysterious A paradoxical nightmare Sweet, yet bulletproof

    TAGS:  haiku, childhood poems, haikus, Jimmy writes haiku

origami fish
origami pufferfish

    TAGS:  haiku

No one eats the snood, but then, I’m not sure it goes well with potatoes.

    TAGS:  haiku, turkeys, potatoes, snood

Sure I stared at you, smiling naked on that wall. What young boy wouldn’t?

    TAGS:  Bent Rule Club, haiku, Bettie Page, pinup girls

They will pat my back
And maybe say some nice words
Before they beat me.

    TAGS:  haiku

Useless potato
No way you can peel yourself,
That’s right, you need me.

    TAGS:  haiku, potatoes


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