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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Guest Speaker
Guest Speaker :: Keith

“In the beginning,” God told the Geeks For God convention, “I created the world using only web-safe, hexidecimal colors, which worked fine until sometime around the year 1173 A.D., as I’m sure you’re all aware of.”

    TAGS:  god, guest speaker


“In the beginning,” God told the Geeks For God convention, “I created the world using only web-safe, hexidecimal colors, which worked fine until sometime around the year 1173 A.D., as I’m sure you’re all aware of; but enough about the beginning of time, let’s get to the final judging of this year’s Miss Pocket Protector competition!”

    TAGS:  god, guest speaker


Due to ongoing litigation between God and the Microsoft Corporation, namely in regards to exclusive rights over use of the word, and/or title, God, including any and all known and unknown variations, this year’s Geeks For God convention has been postponed until further notice.

    TAGS:  god, apocalypse, guest speaker


"I am oppressed with a sense of the impropriety of uttering words on this occasion. "

    TAGS:  guest speaker


"Twenty-five minutes later Mouse and I were driving off in his brand-new 1967 El Dorado. It was pink, as many of Mouse’s cars were."

    TAGS:  Bent Rule Club, guest speaker


 

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