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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Grumpy
pms :: 'mouse

I’d blame these wild mood swings—or should we call them swoops, since they’re mostly down—on pms or peri-menopause, except for the little problem that I’m male, so I guess at some point I’ll just have to admit that I’m simply becoming a crotchety, grumpy, moody, unlikable old bastard with no excuse for my behavior.

    TAGS:  grumpy, crotchety, PMS, old bastard, menopause, moody, mood swings


As yet another shop assistant got what she wanted wrong, behaved as if she was an inconvenience to their loafing, charged her the wrong amount and gave her the wrong change, Miss Jane grumped to herself “yep, sunny-jim, if I ever go postal, you’ll be the first to go”.

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, polite violence, grumpy


cross fingers :: boot

Why does good luck make for such grumpy digits?

    TAGS:  sayings, grumpy, digits


Grumpy Turtle :: Keith

Timmy never did understand why the turtle was so grumpy in the morning.

    TAGS:  animals, Timmy, turtles, grumpy, boyhood adventure, pets


 

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