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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Envies :: Keith

You’ve got your green with envy, and you’ve got your penis envy, but combine the two, and well, now you’ve got yourself something altogether different.

    TAGS:  green, envy, penis, gangrene, penis envy

Becky watched the swirling, shifting colours on her arm as they changed from pink to red to violet to green to blue and back again, and then she reached forward and gently removed both of her forearms, her left leg, her right ear and half of her tail and placed them all in the top her reverberating skull.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, red, green, harlequin, colour, blue - the colour, yellow, swirling, polka-dot, violet - the colour

Asparagam stood, staring off into space, a tear running down his chlorophyll-stained face.

    TAGS:  green, aliens, sadness

becky-fortune :: boot

The sky will turn purple and green, whilst you will turn into a small, beebling potato.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, purple, green, harlequin, beebling, potatoes

fortune-weird :: boot

You will find a small, green and unexpected marble on your chair.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, green, marbles

low-salt aliens :: boot

“Take us to your olive producers” said the gaunt and mildly-obsessed looking green thing.

    TAGS:  green, aliens, olives, salty

Emil threw pickling sauce at the green things and as he did so, they cried, “nooo, nooo, our sodium levels!”

    TAGS:  green, pickles, olives, salty

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet are all colours of the rainbow, but ducks, dinosaurs, cheese-sticks, rayguns, alfoil hats, spaceships, books, saffron and mangoes are not.

    TAGS:  mangoes, red, green, dinosaurs, duck - the bird, blue - the colour, yellow, stacking, indigo, cheese-sticks

feeling green? :: boot

Add a dash of frog, sing a song or two, wonder why you’re not a muppet too.

    TAGS:  green, Kermit the Frog, colour, songs, feeling - the emotion

goober brain :: boot

I’d always presumed that the word goober originated from something green and gooey, but apparently it’s just a peanut.

    TAGS:  words, green, peanuts, goober, gooey

Nothing brings you back down from the enlightened skies like the call of the little green frog.

    TAGS:  green, Kermit the Frog, blue - the colour, enlightenment, skies

The tall buildings hinted at a land of slender, willowy people, but the smell that lingered promised something else.

    TAGS:  green, aliens, asparagus, willow

Blue and yellow make green.

    TAGS:  green, colour, blue - the colour, color, yellow, urine, urinals

colored opinion :: ecklektik

Green is the color most commonly associated with calmness, but whoever started such a notion ignored that certain shade of green appearing in the Spring for only a few days which is the harbinger and cause of Spring Fever, itself a riotous condition which is anything but calm.

    TAGS:  green, calmness, spring fever

rioting colours :: boot

The crowds of reds were raging, and they were surrounded by the swaying oranges and boisterous yellows, who were in turn circled by rounds of graciously stepping greens and waves of undulating blues and, there, all alone, following the luscious layers of indigoes and almost violent moves of the violets, the girl danced.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, rainbows, red, green, harlequin, colour, blue - the colour, dancing, indigo, violets - the flower

Pinch :: Keith

Not wearing any green on St. Patrick's Day, Oscar pinched himself, but nowhere naughty since it wasn't, after all, his birthday or anything.

    TAGS:  green, naughty, pinch, St. Patrick's Day

Untitled :: 'mouse

The first sign of trouble was when she began to bleed neon green.

    TAGS:  green, blood, trouble

Green :: littledevilworks

It's not easy being green; pinch me and you die.

    TAGS:  green


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