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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Gravy For Lent :: Keith

“This year I’m giving up gravy for Lent,” Jacob told his wife, “but only dinner gravy, mind you, not my breakfast gravy; Jesus wouldn’t want that.”

    TAGS:  Jesus, gravy, sacrifice, Lent

According to the diary kept by Henry during the climb, it was Emilio who left early on that day in search of breakfast gravy, and not Henry, who opted to stay behind and worry.

    TAGS:  Henry, worry, breakfast, gravy, diary

not just for dinner :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Gravy is always the answer.

    TAGS:  food, gravy

faith and gravy :: You can call me, 'Sir'

A person can place their faith in many things, spending time and emotional capital on the search for whatever it is that sits in the ether waiting on our demise, but I’ve found that of all the things in which I’ve placed my own faith, only gravy has consistently satisfied.

    TAGS:  gravy, faith, whatever works

Grave Indeed :: Keith

As he approached the grave he felt grave indeed, but then his mind wandered, and found himself thinking about gravy.​

    TAGS:  funerals, gravy, no ducks here, wandering thoughts, grave - the place, grebes, grave - the feeling


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