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Grave Robbing
Grave Robbing :: Keith

“I wouldn’t call it an obsession,” Henry told his fiancée as he loaded the shovels into the trunk, “but more of a hobby.”

    TAGS:  Henry, obsession, hobby, grave robbing, shovels

To foil the devious plans of any would-be grave robbers, the late Henry Von Somethingorother was buried inside an electrically charged coffin, and his headstone clearly warned any and all who happened by that this was serious business and that they best move on if they knew what was best for them, which of course, only attracted the interest of a young Goth couple, who discovered that having sex on top of this particular grave site not only gave them an extra tingly feeling, but somehow managed to charge their cellphones, but this only lasted for a couple of weeks, at which time both Henry and his electric coffin were officially dead, irritating the young couple just enough that instead of having sex one night, they brought shovels to the cemetery, dug up the grave and stole Von Somethingorother's skull, which they immediately spray painted black and used as a macabre candlestick, which no doubt, was exactly the sort of thing Henry Von Stomethingorother had been trying to avoid happening to him in the first place.

    TAGS:  death, skull, grave robbing, goth kids


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