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Grammar Rebellion
Avoidance :: Br. Ezra

In order to avoid all punctuation violations in the future I will stop punctuating my posts therefore everything will be one super long run on sentence that will bespeak of my illiteracy and make everyone wonder how I actually graduated high school and went on to get two masters degrees count them two masters degrees 1,2 that spells two or should I say that equals two math was never my best subject and if truth be told I failed my algebra 3 class 3 times (how ironic) before my instructor suggested I switch my major which I did and declared my self a sociology major which as everyone knows is the easiest degree in the world to get okay I am lying about the two masters degrees I only have one okay none but I did graduate from college with a philosophy degree which explains my weirdness what’s that awful smell did some fart I am sure someone just farted jeezus take your smelly ass outside will you I am trying to work here okay the real truth behind my punctuation deficiency is I just don’t care I don’t I have tried but I don’t my balls itch gawd I hate it when my balls itch don’t you recently I pulled out my old Harbrace College handbook to refresh myself on the rules of good grammar and punctuation but wouldn’t you know it the kitchen table need to have its third leg supported I would have used the bible but my ex tells me that would be a sin so I used old Harbrace instead.

    TAGS:  grammar rebellion


grammar rebels :: boot

As the motorbikes roared up next to the rusty bird all of the young girls, ran screaming away. Who were these young men in their evil black outfits and why were their helmets shaped like exclamation marks!

    TAGS:  Bent Rule Club, exclamation, grammar rebellion


 

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