Where memory comes to rant and rave, and heroes still use Burma-Shave






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Goodness Only Knows

Certain words may not merely be uttered, but must in fact be bellowed from the rooftops.

    TAGS:  goodness only knows, shellacking


Why on Earth was I ever allowed access to the Internet?

    TAGS:  goodness only knows


Is it silly to miss a collection of letters?

    TAGS:  goodness only knows


Mare-wee :: boot

The fweece might be white as snow, but it was a bugger to shear.

    TAGS:  goodness only knows


language-kit :: boot

Coming soon to a Scrine store near you!

    TAGS:  goodness only knows


I now have an irresistible urge to take my espresso down to the riverbank, just to see what happens.

    TAGS:  goodness only knows


lofty plans :: boot

Tomorrow, I shall undertake a Scrine Library World Record attempt.

    TAGS:  goodness only knows


history :: boot

Sometimes it comes carved in wood and sometimes on scraps of yellowed paper, but always it is mysterious and wonderful.

    TAGS:  history, goodness only knows, mysterious


 

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