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Good Old Days
peter :: Keith

Peter missed the old zoo days, when the petting zoo still had a tortoise for kids to ride and they still handed out drinking straws with soft drinks.

    TAGS:  Peter, tortoises, good old days, zoo

Lost Days :: Keith

It wasn't safe anywhere, the bird thought as he listened to the two sentences whining and complaining at the far end of the bar; he missed the days when a couple of birds could just get stinking drunk, knock the feathers off one another for no good reason at all, and still manage to stagger away friends.

    TAGS:  good old days

‘tisn’t :: steve

When I was a lad, we were so poor we couldn’t afford the Mac or the Cheese and only had ‘n to eat.

    TAGS:  good old days

Despite the wonders that are delivered by digital music today, sometimes I really miss lying on my back on a shag carpet, eyes closed, two huge stack speakers aimed at my head, listening to a quality vinyl record played over excellent analog equipment.

    TAGS:  shag carpet, digital music, good old days

The Good Old Days :: 'mouse

It's been all downhill since 1972.

    TAGS:  beauty, childhood, good old days


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