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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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watch out :: Jo

She put on the goggles and flipped on the newly-installed ultraviolet light, to reveal the shocking truth that everything in her house was held together with liquified stress stretched unbearably tight.

    TAGS:  stress, goggles, ultraviolet

Whoosh, bang, la-la-la-laaa, right into your brain like an electrified spike, gas masks and goggles of red beaming lights, yeah, sing it baby, sing it, oh, but my senses are whirling everywhere, oh, no, oh, yes, biddly-bop!

    TAGS:  goggles, gas mask, fringe

goggle-fortune :: boot

A pair of busy goggles will fall on your head and you won’t be able to remove them.

    TAGS:  busy, goggles


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