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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Gnus

Becky was responsible for the rainbow and the dancing flowers, but she was also responsible for the short shower of sleeping gnus not five minutes later.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, rainbows, harlequin, flowers, gnus


Timmy loved his tortoise, but late at night would sometimes find himself wishing he’d bought the gnu.

    TAGS:  Timmy, gnus, tortoises


“Talk to the hand,” a once popular American slang phrase, is based on an African tribal insult that translates loosely as, “Tell it to the gnu.”

    TAGS:  Alphabetti Spaghetti, gnus


“Oh look,” the giraffe said, distracted for a moment from his unwarranted short neck concerns, “gnu has tweeted that he’s at the waterhole.”

    TAGS:  anthropomorphism, giraffes, gnus


Most states have no mandatory waiting period to buy a gnu.

    TAGS:  gnus


Name calling! :: You can call me, 'Sir'

That’s your opinion, you short-haired rapey-lookin’ gnu!

    TAGS:  gnus, insults, name calling


‘Vishnu’s screwdriver!’, cried the Hindu, ‘I had no idea Chekov wrote horrible romances based on gnu love, though I had heard tell of his inclination toward being quite the little Russian breastplow.’

    TAGS:  gnus


 

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