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Global Warming

“For months, the people gave thanks for Global Warming, and thus the New Religion was born, its icon a writhing golden alligator pierced with a turquoise lightning bolt.”

    TAGS:  global warming

Global Warming :: 'mouse

“A total of 26.9 inches fell in Central Park, the most since record-keeping began in 1869, the National Weather Service reported.”

    TAGS:  snow, global warming, weather extremes

Muriel was reluctant to jump on the bandwagon by blaming the summer’s record temperatures on ‘global warming’; privately, she believed there was no climate problem that could not be made more bearable by a pitcher of ice-cold daiquiris and a very wide-brimmed hat.

    TAGS:  hats, Muriel, bandwagon, climate, global warming, daiquiris, reluctance

Inspired by the fact that the U.S. Government subsidized a study on cow flatulence and global warming, Howard proposed a study linking rednecks, beer and honky-tonks to irreversible climatic change.

    TAGS:  beer, climate change, global warming, cow flatulance, honky tonks, U.S. Government, rednecks

The swimming pool is swimmable, barely, a full month later than last year.

    TAGS:  swimming, global warming, shrinkage

Dear Mother Nature :: 'mouse

I’m okay with this whole global warming thing and running the air conditioner at 9am in the morning on February 24 and the ten-week-early blossoming of the plum tree and nectarines (which were really quite pretty this morning), but if you throw a killer frost at the trees in early April and ruin the apricot season like you did last year, I am going to be pissed—pissed, I tell ya!

    TAGS:  global warming, frost, mother nature

Upside Down :: 'mouse

"If I were an Australian this wouldn't be weird," muttered Juan to himself as he cranked up the air conditioning in the middle of February.

    TAGS:  Australians, weird, global warming


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