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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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i sit :: e

I sit without my glasses in the wireless tavern at the U, veggie chilli working its way into the trackpad; “hey, no goin’ on pron sites here!” the barmaid teases.

    TAGS:  glasses, tavern

Poor Henry :: Keith

After the unfortunate running with scissors accident, Mr. Cornelius Jones no longer found it necessary to employ an eyeglass attendant, and Henry unexpectedly found himself out of work.

    TAGS:  Henry, work, eyeglasses, glasses, scissors, Mr. Cornelius Jones

Completely disoriented in her new glasses, she took down the postman with a swift kick to the jugular.

    TAGS:  ridiculous encounters, glasses, disorientation, jugular

Schuster called them his magic glasses, but most of us knew they were really just an old pair he’d found in the dumpster.

    TAGS:  Schuster, magic, glasses, trash

seeing differently :: 'mouse

Juan knew he needed new glasses, but he kind of enjoyed the funny things he’d read when he mis-read headlines (and even scrines) several times a day.

    TAGS:  blind, funny, glasses


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