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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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If I ever finish all this school work, I think I’ll celebrate by putting up a tree and buying presents.

    TAGS:  school, gifts, odd holidays, the future

Rufus thinks that maybe he should go upstairs and tell his mother to have a happy Mother’s Day, even if she does throw him down the stairs again like she did last year just because he didn’t have a gift; my friend Schuster thinks it’s an excellent idea, considering how happy she always is watching him bounce off the basement stairs, which, he added, “Also brings a lot of joy to me, even though I’m not your mother.”

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, polite violence, murderous intentions, mothers, gifts, Mother's Day

Forgetting what he knew about behaving in public, the item Buddy bought his lady love for their anniversary set the restaurant all agog.

    TAGS:  agog, gifts

The young duck slowly opened his Christmas present from Grandma, hoping desperately isn’t wasn’t another pair of socks.

    TAGS:  Christmas, ducks, anthropomorphism, socks, duck - the bird, gifts

directionally challenged :: littledevilworks

Tammy didn’t know how directionally challenged she was until a well-intentioned friend gifted her with a copy of the 21st century version of the Kama Sutra which included additional sections dedicated to the global positioning system.

    TAGS:  gifts, Kama Sutra, global positioning


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