Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Words, glorious words.

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  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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geek cred :: 'mouse

Back in the day, I qualified for provisional geek status, but these last ten years, I’ve been slipping… until today when I received the tools (toys) to properly connect my stereo to my wireless network— ooooooohhhhhh, that’s the sound of my inner geek glorying in 14,768 songs cued up on random play—look, Ma, no wires!

    TAGS:  music, technology, geeks

The loud cubicle neighbors are arguing some of the finer points of ‘Star Trek’ folklore; for the first time, I wish I was already well-acquainted, so I could join right in.

    TAGS:  cubicles, geeks, Star Trek

A Geek’s resume :: Br. Ezra

Chad soon discovered after leaving the circus that there were very few employment opportunities for a former Geek, even one who held the world record for the number of chicken heads consumed

    TAGS:  circus, geeks, resumes

At Parties :: Jo

She was a big ol’ geek but she attended social occasions nevertheless, being of the opinion that you can’t drink too many margaritas or eat too many chips in life, and really, people are interested in conversing on two subjects only: themselves, and, metaphorically, themselves having sex.

    TAGS:  sex, geeks, margaritas, socializing

“As the first order of business of the Geek’s Club, I’d like to move that if you’re not wearing one of these t-shirts, you’re dead to us,” announced Andrea.

    TAGS:  geeks, cool t-shirts


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