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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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the price of gas starts to cut into my drug money.

    TAGS:  drugs, gasoline, drug money

tequila :: 'mouse

I can’t really tell the difference between regular tequila, super-premium tequila and gasoline, so put whatever you want in my shot glass, just do it fast and keep it coming.

    TAGS:  booze, gasoline, tequila

Having nothing better to do on her road-trip, Lily calculated that she would probably use about 30,000 gallons of gasoline in her cars in her lifetime—about three tanker trucks full—at a cost of around $100,000.

    TAGS:  roadtrip, gasoline

Any place that can tell you how many gallons of gasoline in a T-rex (~400) is okay by me.

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, gasoline, fuel, interwebthingie

Moooo :: 'mouse

An interesting corollary to the Scrines below: You can purchase what's left of an entire, well-aged T-rex for approximately half the cost of a nice quality Angus steer, on-the-hoof.

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, beef, gasoline, interwebthingie, moooo


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