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Rufus thinks that the shoelace is one of his favorite inventions of all time, but my friend Schuster tells him he’s wrong because he thinks most shoelaces are too short to make a very effective garrote, which he’s willing to prove if Rufus will hand him a shoe.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, Schuster, Rufus, inventions, murderous intentions, garrote, shoelaces

Choosing a good hiking companion is never easy, as consideration must be made regarding not only social compatibility, but survival skills as well; a hiking companion who happens to be a hired assassin, for instance, might lack certain verbal skills which make them a poor choice if you enjoy light banter on the trail or around the camp at night, yet could have invaluable skills with a garrote, should you become injured and require the application of a tourniquet.

    TAGS:  advice, PNA Series, assassins, garrote, tourniquet, survival skills


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