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Garlic

Within a few hours, my coworkers will learn the hard way I went through a garlic jag this weekend, that only a batch of my hummus could cure. 

    TAGS:  bad breath, garlic


It is a cloudy Sunday afternoon, and on the corner down the block from my apartment, a man dressed as a giant head of garlic is handing out samples of breath-freshening gum.

    TAGS:  garlic


When, in the side yard next to the dryer vent at my humble home, I stumble across a morel mushroom, I take it as a sign - a sign that there’s gonna be a morel sauted in butter and garlic this evening.

    TAGS:  food, butter, garlic, mushrooms


Flat :: Elisson

The pong of Garlic-Induced Flatulence is what I imagine it would be like if a family of zombies took up residence somewhere around my Ascending Colon.

    TAGS:  zombies, colon, garlic, flatulence


Henry’s garlic smell overpowered Gollum’s rotting marsh odor.

    TAGS:  Henry, odor, garlic


garlic feat :: boot

When Dr Zimmel had finally successfully genetically modified his own feet, he wasn’t as pleased as he had hoped he would be, although it was probably because of the smell.

    TAGS:  word play, feet, garlic, feat


“The mix of eggs, oil and garlic is pejoratively referred to as ‘mayonnaise with garlic.’”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, aioli, eggs, oil, garlic, pal, mayonnaise, pejorative


 

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