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board games :: Keith

Most successful board games really hinge on only four things and one decision - red, green, yellow, or blue?

    TAGS:  games

dear old mum :: Jo

As my mother used to say, it’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out, and then it’s just FUN.

    TAGS:  eyes, games, mothers, fun, poke

Kurt and James :: Keith

Scrubbing the shit from the toilet bowl always reminded Kurt of the constant hiding of his truck from James, the repo man, and the curious, messy game the two of them played.

    TAGS:  games, messy, trucks, repo men

games :: hysterium

The Reindeer Games went downhill fast when Rudolph was selected to lead the semi-final game of Red Light, Green Light.

    TAGS:  games, reindeer, Rudolph

My hair is getting long and people always say I need a haircut, I like playing Xbox, especially Legos Star Wars, and I’ve bought mustaches for all the characters, even Queen Amidala.

    TAGS:  games

one :: boot


    TAGS:  words, bananas, games, one

... banana cake, which is followed by…

    TAGS:  coffee, bananas, games

Not only does the hot Russian guy get eaten by mutated dobermans, but you have to listen to lines like, “Well you know how we were released on an expendable basis? We just got expended.”

    TAGS:  games, depressed, expendable, dobermans, resident evil

freecell irony :: goliard

the king blinks slyly, indicating that there’s at least one move left in this game: dammit! i let the king in on my secret that i was certain, if only one move was left, that it wasn’t my move we were waiting on.

    TAGS:  games

word chess :: boot

Enigmatic. Your move.

    TAGS:  words, games

two words :: boot

Next move?

    TAGS:  words, games

I think it’s time to have a bit of fun with synonyms.

    TAGS:  words, games, twisty

A is for ... :: boot

A is for articulated.

    TAGS:  words, articulated, games

Ollie’s revelation :: Br. Ezra

Ollie Ollie Oxenfree, America’s top Tag athlete, found himself frustrated as a child when no one would play his favorite game with him, years later after winning his first gold medal in Barcelona Ollie finally understood truely “what is in a name.”

    TAGS:  childhood, athletes, games, frustration, play

hasbro, beware :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Removing the ladders from the board game Chutes and Ladders then attempting to play it alone leads to depression, weeping, and suicidal ideation…I’ve heard.

    TAGS:  depression, crying, games, suicide, ladders

A Christmas Game :: littledevilworks

Mission: Change a word of a famous Christmas carol to Hoohah; Example: “Have a holly jolly hoohah!”

    TAGS:  games

Ben-o :: OhNo789

It was just then that I realized why I really like my training partner, who refereed to himself as “Ben-o,” he always smiled, was completely engaged in the conversation, and, best of all, when we found some downtime, he pulled out a go board, and, under the assumption that I didn’t know how to play the culturally obscure game, let me go first, and thoroughly trounce him.

    TAGS:  asskissers, games, go


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