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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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From his resting place on the floor of his office, Edward’s eyes roamed blankly over the clutter of plaques on the wall, signifying his accomplishments over the years in the eyes of outsiders; he dimly realized he had failed to move on while he still could, and now the plaques were little more than sound bafflers, muffling the noise of his soul being trampled by the culture of futility.

    TAGS:  failure, futility

You know, you’re trying to ignore Scrine and get stuff done and then someone makes mention of chicken ears; it’s really not playing fair.

    TAGS:  scrine, ears, futility

No Respite :: Jo

The problem with school is how neverending the tasks are; they’re as relentless as a toddler.

    TAGS:  school, futility

I understand that this is me walking into the jungle and punching a jaguar in the face, while covered in fresh cutlets, legs all but completely bound, forcing me to hop wherever I go, but that having been said: bacon is, actually, kind of icky.

    TAGS:  bacon, futility


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