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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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david sedaris :: other keith

I have two documents testifying to the fact that I am one-half of the funnest couple in Fayetteville…at least according to Mr. Sedaris.

    TAGS:  funny, David Sedaris

fruity :: boot

Is there any piece of fruit that’s not funny (and delicious)?

    TAGS:  fruit, funny

Fear & Loathing :: Br. Ezra

Sometimes I fear there are no jokes left in me.

    TAGS:  fear, not funny, funny

seeing differently :: 'mouse

Juan knew he needed new glasses, but he kind of enjoyed the funny things he’d read when he mis-read headlines (and even scrines) several times a day.

    TAGS:  blind, funny, glasses

Sex is Funny :: Br. Ezra

The reason I watch so much porn is to remind me that sex is absurdly funny, which explains why I wind up reading Camus and Sartre immediately following coitus.

    TAGS:  sex, existentialism, coitus, Camus, funny, Sartre


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