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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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The supposedly mature-aged woman rocked her boots along the path, singing and humming loudly to herself with the occasional funky outburst of “very superstitious!” until she turned the corner and nearly walked right into a very young and very, very bemused man coming the other way.

    TAGS:  music, funky, wonder

While not as convenient as a phone booth, nor as funky as a black & white swirling vortex, the bungee cord definitely has speed on its side.

    TAGS:  time travel, swirling, funky, vortex

feeling funky :: 'mouse

Driving down the highway, contemplating his mortgage payment and the uselessness of the lives of his fellow commmuters (and himself), Juan told his brain to just shut the fuck up so he could enjoy a little seat-dancing to "Uptown Funk."

    TAGS:  dancing, funky, existential angst, funk


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