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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Hefting this fist-sized rubber band ball here on my desk, I am oddly comforted by its potential as a weapon.

    TAGS:  function, form, weaponry, rubber bands

What I always want type in reply is, “The Help function within the Microsoft Office Suite is almost cruel in its passive-aggressive brevity; the fact that Bill Gates is the richest man in the U.S., and that we consumers paid him every cent he has for the privilege of being utterly frustrated with his products, speaks volumes about our collective sense of low self-esteem,” but there is never enough room in the little comment box.

    TAGS:  Bill Gates, function, Microsoft, passive aggressive

(Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bra) As it turns out, the brassiere serves an important secondary function: keeping your nipples from freezing off.

    TAGS:  weather, worry, Winter, brassieres, function, bras, nipples, freeze

toes :: boot

We need to find a better use for them.

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