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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Fun Food
Come Back! :: grudknows

Gertrude wistfully wondered where all the crazy folks who used to rock up, armed with ingredients, and cook for her in her own home had disappeared; thinking perhaps, that some sneaky alternate dimension had plotted until they found a way to suck these wonderful, but hard to find souls, into their own world to eat them.

    TAGS:  alternate dimensions, eating, cooking, fun food, Gertrude

Ugh, really? :: grudknows

e, venturing down under, decided that she must try all forms of local cuisine even, she decided, if it meant eating a pie floater.

    TAGS:  Australian, e, fun food, pie floater

In a way, this fact is indicative of all that disappoints me about adulthood: when I eat nothing but desserts for dinner, I really pay for it later.

    TAGS:  adulthood, disappointment, growing up, fun food, dessert

Surely someone should have come up with a gourmet equivalent of this for grown-ups by now.

    TAGS:  food, fun food

pickled :: boot

Of course, having dealt with the gherkin, the flock of onions were waiting for her special attentions.

    TAGS:  fun food, gherkins, pickling, onions, pickled


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