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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Rub shoulders with literary giants.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Peter’s Frogs :: Keith

Peter kept the bucket of frogs in the bedroom closet, just in case

    TAGS:  Peter, buckets, frogs

Spent the first part of the week mourning the frogs’ passing, and now I understand that the polar bears are on their way out, too.

    TAGS:  frogs, endangered, environment, polar bears, tree hugging

Paranoid :: Jo

“Good morning Keith,” said the frogs and owls, giggling and ducking just out of his peripheral vision.

    TAGS:  frogs, owls, paranoid

The secret police :: grudknows

Miss Jane and Becky, having heard about the boot-secret-bribery scandal waited at the scrine club house door - Becky with a hazy smile, a frog, a teacup and a yellow flower and Miss Jane with a scowl and a cricket bat.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, Miss Jane, secrets, frogs, bribery, teacups

Every neighborhood in Keith's World has a minimum of four peepers, but only the ​chorus frog kind.

    TAGS:  frogs, neighborhoods, peeper - the frog, Keith's World

opportunity lost. :: goliard

When she saw the straw leaking from his head and felt the zippo in her front pocket she might have saved herself eighteen years of suffering; but she kissed him instead.

    TAGS:  frogs, flames, opportunity


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