Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Frivolous
jealousy :: boot

Jealousy comes in all forms, but none more surprising than finding out that someone out there owns a Scooby Doo lunch pail (and you don’t).

    TAGS:  frivolous, jealousy, yearn


beer trap :: boot

She knew she had her latest victim convert when, on uttering the word Guinness, the woman’s eyes sparkled in lusty anticipation.

    TAGS:  beer, frivolous, Guinness, lusty


Hotlips Houlihan or Miss Piggy?

    TAGS:  frivolous, Hotlips, Miss Piggy


universal :: boot

Ah, the language of cake.

    TAGS:  cake, frivolous


s.c.r.a.b.b.l.e :: boot

Scriners Certainly Relish A Brilliant, Battling Lexulous Endeavour.

    TAGS:  acronyms, frivolous, Scrabble


underpants :: boot

Ah, the joys of yet more inherently funny words.

    TAGS:  words, frivolous, underpants


A wooden duck with big, black wooden boots.

    TAGS:  ducks, boots - the footwear, frivolous, duck - other


 

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