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Fortune
Fortune :: Jo

A few things might irk you today.

    TAGS:  fortune, irk


fortune :: bakerina

Finishing your broccoli will bring you great serenity.

    TAGS:  fortune, broccoli, serenity


fortune :: Keith

You will suffer immense pleasure.

    TAGS:  fortune, pleasure, immense, suffer


fortune :: Keith

Your tired feet don’t necessarily mean the journey is over.

    TAGS:  fortune, tired, journey


fortune :: mercuryfern

Hobgoblins and handmaidens conspire against you.

    TAGS:  fortune, conspire, hobgoblins, handmaidens


Fortune :: 'mouse

You can count yourself lucky if today is no worse than yesterday.

    TAGS:  fortune, lucky


Fortunately, you have all your parts.

    TAGS:  fortune, intact


fortune :: Keith

You will wear love like a Mona Lisa smile.

    TAGS:  fortune, Mona Lisa


fortune :: Keith

Enjoy jealous love while it lasts, because it won’t.

    TAGS:  fortune, jealousy


fortune :: bakerina

All your base will be belong to us.

    TAGS:  fortune, base


fortune :: Keith

Organizational skills beyond your wildest dreams await you.

    TAGS:  fortune, skills


fortune :: Keith

Now would be a good time to ask.

    TAGS:  fortune, ask


Fortune :: 'mouse

Boredom will always be the most influential force shaping your life.

    TAGS:  boredom, fortune


fortune :: Jo

You will smell something extremely vile, very soon.

    TAGS:  fortune, vile, smell - the act


Fortune :: 'mouse

Your afternoon will be mostly sucky with occasional glimmers of false hope.

    TAGS:  fortune, false hope, sucky


fortune :: e

You will be forced forever to explicate your own name to those you wish to know you and nothing ever will be simple.

    TAGS:  fortune, names


fortune :: e

You are an artist; you will starve, but there will always be grouper.

    TAGS:  fortune, artists


fortune :: Jo

Your waiter is not as he appears.

    TAGS:  fortune, secrets, waiter


fortune :: other keith

404 Not Found - the requested fortune was not found in this cookie

    TAGS:  fortune


fortune :: Jo

That guy across from you is not worth the effort.

    TAGS:  advice, fortune, men


fortune :: Jo

Your life will involve a lot more running and a great deal less jumping from here on out.

    TAGS:  aging, fortune, energy


fortune :: e

No fortunes will be in your cookies.

    TAGS:  fortune, cookies


fortune :: Keith

You will dream poorly, again.

    TAGS:  dreams, fortune


Fortune :: 'mouse

You’re lucky, there’s nothing wrong with you today that can’t be cured by a strong cup of coffee and an attitude adjustment.

    TAGS:  coffee, fortune, attitude


Fortune :: 'mouse

You will submit your stunningly perfect, prize-winning “fortune” entry just in time to beat Keith’s August 9 deadline.

    TAGS:  fortune, wishful thinking


fortune :: e

You win!

    TAGS:  fortune, winner


fortune :: Jo

You know that time when you were the most happy you had ever been, and you were content, and everything was perfect, you were with friends and the light was just so and the meal was excellent and you looked forward to another week of the same? 5 10 14 36 45

    TAGS:  happiness, fortune


Fortune :: 'mouse

You will determine that comments on Wordshadows are not worth the pixels they’re printed on and you will shut them off beginning at, say, 7:23 pm 8/9/2005.

    TAGS:  fortune, wordshadows


Fortune :: 'mouse

You will discover that the artificial sweetener in your diet soda causes far worse depression than is caused by occasional sugar-induced mood swings and carrying a few extra pounds.

    TAGS:  fortune, diets, sweetener


Fortune :: Imaginary Keith

Destiny and Faith will knock on your door; you will be overcome with surprise; they will hand you a pamphlet.

    TAGS:  fortune, destiny, pamphlets


Duck!

    TAGS:  ducks, fortune, sneaky, duck - the food


fortune :: bakerina

There are phone calls you really want to pick up, but that one won’t be one of them.

    TAGS:  fortune, phone calls


fortune :: Keith

You will soon have your faith tested and score a 72.

    TAGS:  word play, fortune, faith, testing


i’m certain that if business is not yet booming, it will be.

    TAGS:  fortune, business, booming


You need a biscuit.

    TAGS:  biscuits, fortune


Fortune :: 'mouse

You will

    TAGS:  fortune


 

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