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Fortune Again :: Skyte

Your life is not bad as it may seem; as the zombies will soon come to eat upon your flesh.

    TAGS:  zombies, flesh

I wanna snog… and drink beer… and scotch… and beer and scotch and beer and scotch and snog some more (maybe not all at once or exactly in that order) [edit], after which it will be time to look at her shape, rub her flesh against my cheek, close my eyes and feel the smoothness of her glowing orb as I open her up—her juices flowing while I bury my face in her moistness and taste her buttery mango perfection on my tongue.

    TAGS:  mangoes, beer, scotch, flesh, orb

shards :: boot

As his arms split into shards of bone and strips of flesh, Jeremy’s last thoughts were nothing more than a flash of white heat.

    TAGS:  flesh, shards

In the early 1970’s I was regularly ingesting pre-1962 Crayons as proven by the fact I find “flesh” vastly superior to “peach.”

    TAGS:  1970s, Americana, crayons, flesh


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