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My daughter told me the reason you can’t hear cats’ flatulence is that they don’t have large primate asses like ours.

    TAGS:  cats, fart - the thing, flatulence

Flat :: Elisson

The pong of Garlic-Induced Flatulence is what I imagine it would be like if a family of zombies took up residence somewhere around my Ascending Colon.

    TAGS:  zombies, colon, garlic, flatulence

Lauren crossed out “irreconcilable differences” on the divorce petition and wrote in “night farts.”

    TAGS:  divorce, fart - the thing, flatulence, farts

Clueless :: Br. Ezra

Col. Mustard did it in the library with his flatulence.

    TAGS:  clues, flatulence, Murdeorous Gas


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