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Flashbacks
Flashback :: Snow

“I have a friend with a timewarp, and he’s transported me back to junior high,” Snow mumbled when her boss asked her what the hell she was listening to.

    TAGS:  flashbacks


Splat :: e

o no! the dreaded Antofagastan bluebell flashback! whatever next? [image removed]

    TAGS:  Bent Rule Club, snails, sock journey, flashbacks, splat


Flashback :: Bird Bones

Feeling like he did as a teenager buying condoms, Sam placed the “just for men” hair dye on the convenience store counter.

    TAGS:  aging, flashbacks


flashback :: 'mouse

Juan suffered a severe post-traumatic episode as he taught Juanita how to roll her socks down in preparation for ‘80s day at Juanita’s middle school.

    TAGS:  1980s, socks, flashbacks


Clove’s hideout was beginning to reek and she worried, with good reason, that the scent of apples would never be enough to hide her from the Spice Hounds.

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, flashbacks


“Rockford, this is Detective Becker - we think we’ve tracked down the website responsible for ripping off your ‘one sentence’ gag idea.”

    TAGS:  flashbacks, TV, rockford


My Film Noir :: Br. Ezra

My life is a dream noir lived entirely in feverish flashbacks of shadows and silhouetted figures prowling my nightmares; the blond femme fatale with the hour glass figure and red pouty lips knows a secret bound in fetish wear that she refuses to share with me, but if the deep red wounds across my wrists are any indication I would rather not know what brings her to my office at this late hour –I offer her a cigarette and ask her to sit down.

    TAGS:  dreams, secrets, nightmares, flashbacks, fetish wear, film noir, silhouttes


My life is a dream noir lived entirely in feverish flashbacks of shadows and silhouetted figures prowling my nightmares; the blond femme fatale with the hour glass figure and red pouty lips knows a secret bound in fetish wear that she refuses to share with me, but if the deep red wounds across my wrists are any indication I would rather not know what brings her to my office at this late hour –I offer her a cigarette and ask her to sit down.

    TAGS:  dreams, cigarettes, nightmares, flashbacks, shadows, femme fatales, fetish wear, fim noir


 

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