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Flapjacks
ihop, uhop, we all hop for ihop :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Upon learning that today was National Pancake Day, I said a prayer of thanksgiving then ran toward the International Hizzy of Pancakes to take advantage of their free flapjack giveaway (FOOLS!!), knowing full well the gastric woe that would ensue later.

    TAGS:  pancakes, flapjacks, woe


Throughout his long career Glenn Ford loudly refused to eat crepes when served to him at premieres and this often embarrassed his directors, producers and fellow actors who tried to quiet him down, but this would only cause Ford to become louder insisting that crepes are fey - they are from France after all - and real cowboys would only eat a short stack of flap jacks drenched in butter and drowned in maple syrup like they did in the olden days.

    TAGS:  crepes, Glenn Ford, flapjacks, world premieres


 

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