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Bob shops :: pam

They say that, as a rule of thumb, health-conscious omnivores should not select food products that would perplex one’s great-great grandparents (were one somehow able to drive one’s ancestors to the supermarket); this notion would have made sense to Bob at the moment he paused in front of the Cheetos display, and distinctly heard in his internal ears the derisive shrieking of Ukranian fishwives.

    TAGS:  Bob, food, food truths, fishwives

Late for Work (Again) :: Br. Ezra

Moses found the frigid high desert air to be less conducive to his faith resulting in his Deus Ex Machina not starting for the third morning in a row; where was the almighty when you needed him and why –oh why – was the only AAA franchise within a 10 mile radius operated by a surly Canaanite and his ugly fishwife?

    TAGS:  AAA, Canaanite, Moses, Deus Ex Machina, fishwives


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