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First Impressions
First Impressions :: grudknows

When you meet someone for the first time and they say ‘Ah!’ in a knowing manner right before they announce your ‘pre-assigned headline’ in Title Case (for example: ‘Ah! The Housemate’, ‘Ah! The Ex’, ‘Ah! The One With Her Thumb On Fire’, etc) - you know that their first impression of you happened in your absence.

    TAGS:  headlines, first impressions

The Fish of the Day :: Br. Ezra

Eager to impress his date, Carlyle insisted upon taking her to an upscale Italian place and ordering them both the carpe diem, which happened to be a halibut steak broiled in horseradish sauce.

    TAGS:  first impressions, Italian cuisine, misunderstood latin phrases


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