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Bob Covered :: Keith

“So, you’re telling me I’m covered,” Bob asked his insurance agent, “even if a random firework burns down the entire house three days from now and everything in it is destroyed except for my laptop, all the photographs, and my three favorite t-shirts?”

    TAGS:  4th of July, fireworks, insurance fraud

Legend says that the Wild Coyote is a really the wayward spirit of a Wannabe brave who is cursed to wander the desert until the coming of the great white Buffalo who will free the native nations from the casino and fireworks business

    TAGS:  buffalo, desert, lupine, television shows, the wild coyote, Indians, casino, fireworks, spirits, wild dogs

“Now listen, I don’t like this any better than you do, but it’s our patriotic duty to blow your ears off!”

    TAGS:  holidays, fireworks, Fourth of July

the science lesson :: Bird Bones

From the large explosions and surprised yells, Mr. Johnson deduced the neighborhood boy had learned another lesson in firework safety.

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, fireworks, explosions


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