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Interview 1 :: Keith

I used to walk into town in those days, a three hour walk one-way if a I took my time, which I always did.  There's no hurry when you're walking,…

    TAGS:  fiction

I think that may be one of the things that finally drove me out here.  Watching people get themselves all worked up over nothin', then them thinkin' all I've got…

    TAGS:  fiction, hermits

The bloody trail from the Executive offices could be a clue, but it was certainly not one that Inspector Blucher was inclined to follow.

    TAGS:  fiction, fear, Miss Jane, polite violence, retribution

Thanks to my mother’s back-to-the-earth hippie phase, I can identify which eggs are good and which have chicks inside, butcher a rabbit, castrate a piglet, milk a goat, make butter and cheese and hand roll a perfect joint.

    TAGS:  fiction, dammit, fiction in case anyone is running a background check for my supreme court nomination.

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    TAGS:  fiction, people, relax

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Every year about this time, Juan would buy a couple bottles of cheap rum, lock the doors to his house, unplug the phone and settle in for 48 hours or so when he would go all Hunter S. Thompson and create a masterpiece of fiction... also-known-as his annual tax return.

    TAGS:  fiction, taxes, April 15, Hunter S. Thompson


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