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Tree Fetish :: 'mouse

’mouse is completely unembarassed by his tree fetish.

    TAGS:  fetish, trees

wake up calls :: grudknows

The dominatrix training started with baby steps - today it was slapping people upside the head but tomorrow - tomorrow they got whips!

    TAGS:  sex, fetish, dominatrix, whips

Henry taught the ferrets to sleep inside his slippers so that when he woke up in the morning and slipped out of bed, his feet would have something instantly warm to slip into; the musky ferret smell also happened to break his wife of her irritating foot fetish, which he’d never enjoyed one bit.

    TAGS:  Henry, bed, wife, footwear, fetish, odor, favorite titles - keith, ferrets

As Luanne wrote up her personal ad, she hesitated over the freezer fetish, feeling sure that she was alone in the world.

    TAGS:  fetish, personal-ads

‘I have a nylon fetish’ was his opening line - not hello, or how are you… just the nylon fetish thing - and then, and ‘I’m into water sports’ to which, (in my naivity, I respond, ‘oh what… canoeing? surfing?), *sigh* - it was a whole *different* kind of water sports - more along the lines of - ‘hurry up… I’m busting… I’ve gotta go!’ - did I feel stoopid or what?

    TAGS:  fetish, water sports, naive

Leather & PVC :: Br. Ezra

A fetish shop owner allergic to leather is a sad sight to behold, but one made woozy by just the thought of PVC- well-that’s just weird.

    TAGS:  fetish, leather, pvc

150 in the drawer :: f2white

I have a pen fetish.

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, fetish, pens


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