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same ol’ shit :: 'mouse

Last time I saw Jan she was standing outside the monkey cage at the zoo, screaming and thowing feces.

    TAGS:  monkeys, feces, zoo

sniper :: steve

There’s nothing funny about a crack shot pigeon with a sense of humor.

    TAGS:  feces, pigeons, poop, sniper

My resume in feces: Cowshit, bullshit, pigshit, chickenshit, goatshit, rabbitshit, dogshit, sheepshit, horseshit, pigeonshit, batshit, catshit, deershit, babyshit.

    TAGS:  feces

Glorious! :: Jo

And the gentle rain fell over Silicon Valley, washing bird shit from windshields everywhere.

    TAGS:  rain, feces, clean, glorious, Silicon Valley

I’ve had nothing but good luck since I was shat upon by a bird on Chinese New Years Day, so perhaps there is something to the superstition that says it’s good luck.

    TAGS:  birds, feces, holidays, birdshit, superstitions, good luck

Grateful for the knowledge that the geese were on their way north, Keith pulled on a cap.

    TAGS:  feces, geese

If there is a footprint in your bathroom that appears to be mashed into feces and you call in the chief for repairs, you should be prepared to be unceremoniously put out of your misery.

    TAGS:  The Chief, bathrooms, feces

The velocity of feces falling towards a human’s head is measured in mischiefs per swoop.

    TAGS:  birds, feces, Keith's Guides to Everything


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