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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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Try on your outfit, complete with the controversial white shoes, and stand in front of a full length mirror, letting your eyes travel slowly from bottom to top; if you do not see a wedding dress above your feet, take off the damn shoes and store them until next June.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, Labor Day, white shoes

Bib Overalls :: Keith

In farmer heaven, everyone looks good in bib overalls.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, Heaven - the place, bib overalls, farmers, overalls, looking good

When I wear my carpenter jeans with my cowboy shirt, my wife says I look like a homeless farmer—an oxymoronic profession I imagine involves a shopping cart and some flower pots.

    TAGS:  marriage, fashion, criticism, cowboy shirts, homeless, jeans

I wear lots of brown clothes, because I am very clumsy with coffee.

    TAGS:  coffee, accident prone, fashion, fashion, confessions

Shin Splints :: Br. Ezra

Shoe mogul Boticelli Carmoochie noticed that shin splints were all the rage this year in Milan, Paris and New York.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion

I’ve never been a slave to fashion, but don’t worry, plenty of other things keep me bondage.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, bondage

Faux Fur :: Keith

I just heard on TV that faux fur is back in fashion, which is great news for me and my Christmas coat.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, faux

Tinfoil underpants are seldom a good idea.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, bad ideas, underpants, tinfoil, Keith's Guides to Everything

Forty years later, it dawned on him that his thick ankles probably missed the breezy feel of bell bottoms.

    TAGS:  fashion, fashion, ankles, bell bottoms


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