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farewelling 888 :: boot

As my vision slowly became clearer, I tried to focus on the orange shaped blur in front of me, all the while steadying myself from the heady, calming, blissful state, and eventually the shape manifested itself in the form of the most heavenly mango ever seen.

    TAGS:  mangoes, fixations, farewell

With bloody hands, I say goodbye.

    TAGS:  guest scriner, bloody, farewell

The last bastion of everything you ever needed.

    TAGS:  bastion, dusty, farewell, everything, heartbreaking

In the last two months I’ve had to give last rights to two of my favourite pairs of boots and it feels a little like a part of my soul has been thrown away each time.

    TAGS:  boot - the person, boots - the footwear, soul, farewell, soles


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