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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Fairytales

In some versions of the Snow White fairy tale, the seven dwarves are able to comfortably retire from mining after Doc presents Snow White’s medical bill to the prince.

    TAGS:  fairytales, Snow White, Keith's Guides to Everything


Improbable Beginnings :: Br. Ezra

Fairy Tales once began with “Once upon a time,” but after the evil pixies of 1973 took over all stories began, “In the time of the King Biscuit Flower Hour.

    TAGS:  fairytales, Evil Pixies, King Biscuit Flower Hour


On his way into town, Jack foolishly trades the family cow for a bag of magic toenail clippers that end up giving his angry mother a bad case of twinkle toes.

    TAGS:  toes, fairytales, unlikely stories, toenails, twinkle


Pinocchio wished more than anything that he had a pet woodpecker.

    TAGS:  fairytales, Pinocchio, woodpeckers


Pinocchio wished more than anything that he hadn't left the lid off of his carpenter ant farm.

    TAGS:  ants, fairytales, Pinocchio


Henry Waddled On :: Keith

Henry had felt somewhat directionless for many months, but seeing the featherless duck named Lucas waddle by with a loaf of sourdough tucked under his wing changed everything.

    TAGS:  Henry, bread, fairytales, ducks - the bird


I'm not sure why I'm still so pleased by my petite cyber footprint.

    TAGS:  rebellion, fairytales


 

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