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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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In some versions of the Snow White fairy tale, the seven dwarves are able to comfortably retire from mining after Doc presents Snow White’s medical bill to the prince.

    TAGS:  fairytales, Snow White, Keith's Guides to Everything

Improbable Beginnings :: Br. Ezra

Fairy Tales once began with “Once upon a time,” but after the evil pixies of 1973 took over all stories began, “In the time of the King Biscuit Flower Hour.

    TAGS:  fairytales, Evil Pixies, King Biscuit Flower Hour

On his way into town, Jack foolishly trades the family cow for a bag of magic toenail clippers that end up giving his angry mother a bad case of twinkle toes.

    TAGS:  toes, fairytales, unlikely stories, toenails, twinkle

Pinocchio wished more than anything that he had a pet woodpecker.

    TAGS:  fairytales, Pinocchio, woodpeckers

Pinocchio wished more than anything that he hadn't left the lid off of his carpenter ant farm.

    TAGS:  ants, fairytales, Pinocchio

Henry Waddled On :: Keith

Henry had felt somewhat directionless for many months, but seeing the featherless duck named Lucas waddle by with a loaf of sourdough tucked under his wing changed everything.

    TAGS:  Henry, bread, fairytales, ducks - the bird

I'm not sure why I'm still so pleased by my petite cyber footprint.

    TAGS:  rebellion, fairytales


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