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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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So let’s step back and look at what is happening, here: The Senate put together a bill, sent it to the House, and the House said no; the House put together a bill, and then said no to itself; now the Senate is taking both of these failed bills, gluing them together, and is going to send them back to the House where of course they will pass it, because we are governed by chimpanzees who vote by flinging feces onto a target placed in front of them. [LOLfed]

    TAGS:  guest scriner, politics, fail, chimpanzees

BP Bankruptcy? :: 'mouse

If past performance is an indicator of future results, if I was to buy some BP shares right now, I could pretty much guarantee bankruptcy is in the company’s future.

    TAGS:  BP, bankruptcy, fail

Nobody. :: 'mouse

Spam Fail: ‘Mouse, do you know who looks at your facebook profile?

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The best laid plans of 'mouses and men can oft be completely derailed by some idiot with access to the master circuit breaker for the building.

    TAGS:  argh, electricity, fail


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